November 28, 2007

Teach Final Cut in a bikini (no experience required)

from Craigslist via Final Cut Pro-L, and don't forget the Solar Powered Bikini:

"We need Beautiful, physically fit girls to be Instructors for the Popular Video Editing Software 'Final Cut Pro.'

NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED!
We will teach you everything you need to know to teach this program to your students.

You must be comfortable wearing a bikini while you teach.
You will teach 2 to 3 students at a time, and there will always be an experienced editor on site for assistance.

You will be a legitimate instructor, teaching a legitimate skill to others, and you will be wearing a bikini, no nudity.

Please respond to this email with a head shot and a recent full body photo (it does not have to be in a bikini, but it has to be representative of your current physical condition)
  • Location: Santa Monica
  • Compensation: $20/hr
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests."
Reply to: job-492147519@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-28, 9:13AM PST
http://losangeles. craigslist. org/wst/tfr/ 492147519. html
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